Teaser Tuesday: Southern Lady Code by Helen Ellis

Teaser Tuesday is a weekly bookish meme hosted by The Purplebooker.
Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read

• Open to a random page

• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (Make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

• Share the title and author so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

"I am the kind of woman who spends more money on a bottle of shampoo than on a bottle of wine; who adds three capfuls when the instructions read one; who writes self-affirmations in shower steam; who blow dries her hair an inch from a wall instead of untangling the cord; who looks at a sunscreen display like other women look at a Tiffany's window- and then applies that sunscreen like a meringue pie to the face." (97% through on my Kindle)

The expected publication date for Southern Lady Code by Helen Ellis is April 16th, 2019 from Doubleday. The above quotation comes from an ARC and may appear differently in the final edition.

Would you keep reading? What's your teaser this week? Share it or a link in the comments. Are you enjoying your book? Let us know! Happy Reading!